Swedish Fish

bruh these shits is ass

History
''In the year 25 (era unknown), famed mountain-climber Nicholas Munn invented the Rock. This has no bearing on the history of Swedish Fish, but we figured we'd mention it. What REALLY happened is one day Trey Green took a big fat dump and decided to pick through it, discovering these ruby-red gelatinous confections. Ever since, all Swedish Fish come directly from the rear of the man himself, and we have Trey Green "working" round-the-clock to bring you the delicious gummies you love so much.''

Original
The original Swedish Fish are usually a red color.

Assorted
The original red color along with orange, yellow and green. Assorted Swedish Fish require significant alterations to Trey Green's diet.

Salmiak
Salmiak flavor is a licorice-y sort of flavor. These come from Asian Trey Green.

Aqua Life
The aqua life brand of Swedish Fish showcases not just the original fish, but starfish, whales, puffer fish, seahorses, and dolphins, as well. Trey Green does a few yoga moves so his bowels can massage the fish into different shapes.

Tropical
Comes in the flavors passion fruit, pina colada, tropical island and beachy punch. We give Trey hella Kombucha.

Mini
Come in the original red color. Flavor significantly less good. Only degenerates would go out of their way to buy minis. Trey Green's childhood was one of poverty and subpar nutrition. As a result, Trey would often take nasty, runny little dumps. These small dumps would freeze during winter, and Mini Swedish Fish can be harvested.

Coming soon!